Smoke On The Water
Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxing a while ...livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English Muffin
Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizen for boysenberry jam fans
If I become a famous lady
Would you put my photo on your piano?
>From Mary Jane.....best wishes to Martin...
Ooooh South California
Oh Roger draft dodger
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxing a while ...livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English Muffin
Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizen for boysenberry jam fans
If I become a famous lady
Would you put my photo on your piano?
>From Mary Jane.....best wishes to Martin...
Ooooh South California
Oh Roger draft dodger
Fake
I'm dyslexic, can't you see?
I have a low reading level
Feel bad for me
All the girls laugh when I try to read
All the girls laugh
Their laughing at me
IM DYSLEXIC!
In English class I'm at level three
Curious George is a challenge to me
Last December my neighbor died
I tried to call the cops but I dialed 119
IM DYSLEXIC!
Once I had a tutor who tried to fix my academic speed
I punched her in the face and said
Bitch,I can't read
I'm Dyslexic