There Are Such Things
And it could be this boy i know,
Or it could be,
Some big man in a suit somewhere,
Could be that fifteen percent i got sitting at his desk,
After all them royalties,
Trying to be,
Could be that boy,
That i buy furniture for his sweet sweet little penis,
Could be all these boys,
Want to shit off me,
I said...
I said...
I said...
One thing darling,
Beautiful men,
When you think all the chicks are taken,
Let me say one thing,
You ain't getting my böse.
Your New Boyfriend
(Jian)
Well, it was me, you, and Jacko
and your new buddy Tacco
(rest)
No cause for alarm,
about the flag on his arm.
(Jian)
You said the politics matter,
but we're all getting fatter.
(rest)
You'll take what you get,
with this Republican vet.
(All)
Well, have you really changed
that much since school?
when any Nazi couldn't swim in your pool?
Your new boyfriend's a bit
of a right wing shit.
(Jian)
We gave the finger to Sony,
and threw macaroni.
(rest)
When we first kissed,
and Mulroney was pissed.
(Jian)
You said that you would never end up,
with a Goldwater send-up
(rest)
Well that's what you said,
when we were both in debt.
(All)
Well, have you really changed
that much since school?
when any Nazi couldn't swim in your pool?
Your new boyfriend's a bit
of a right wing shit.
(guitar solo)
(All)
Well, have you really changed
that much since school?
when any Nazi couldn't swim in your pool?
You've just got to admit
he's a right wing shit!
he's a right wing shit!
he's a right wing shit!
he's a right wing shit!
From the Liner:
(Dave-vocals, guitar; Jian-lead vocal, drums; Mike-vocals, electric guitar; Murray-vocals, bass)